The Mutant Chronicles - C-class movie
Movie critic in a nutshell: C-class apocalyptic mutant movie, with for some reason a good cast - still crap 
The Plot: The world as we know it is no more. A global conflict between mining corporations reigns over what’s left of the planet. Until an ancient seal is broken, unveiling an army of scary mutants with blades growing out their forearms, forcing all humans to stick together in order to survive.
Flickcritique says: What a piece of crap! I can’t believe some good actors agreed to join this c-class movie project. I like Ron Perlman, recently seen in Hellboy 2. And I have respect for John Malkovich, who made my day when I watched Burn After Reading. But this? It’s a low tech, kinda First World War/Industrial Revolution-style movie with cheap effects and no real story
Side note: I almost pissed my pants seeing German wannabe actor Benno Fürmann playing a retro WWI commander role. I guess it was an attempt to become a real actor 
The guy really should have stayed in his German hicksville 
Watch it f you liked: No, don’t! Even if you like mutant movies this is a s bad as Doomsday. Just don’t watch this, you would be wasting your time
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Doomsday – a crap movie review
In a nutshell: Entire Scotland has been quarantined for decades after an outbreak. As the deadly virus strikes London, the only hope is to find a cure among those who survived in the quarantine – one of the worst pieces of crap I’ve ever seen If you do value your time, don’t watch this! :-(
The story: We have seen this a few times in the last months. In the near future a deadly virus turning people into blood spitting zombies strikes UK and spreads quickly. This time Glasgow is the city of the doom. The government isolates entire Scotland with a huge wall and a security system in order to make sure nothing would come out and no one would get into the quarantined area. As the virus strikes again three decades later, the only hope relys on a small team sent to the quarantined zone in order to find the people who survived, as they might be the key to a cure. It’s a suicide mission obviously as anarchy reigns Alba (Gaelic name for Scotland).
Flickcritique says: It’s so bad! Imagine a cross over of 28 Weeks Later, Mad Max and Robin Hood spiced up with plenty of gore scenes. There is cancan dancing in the movie, along with medieval knights and castles but also a brand new, hand polished Bentley being used for an escape. The main character has an eye prosthesis that can be pulled out and she would still see through the eye. The acting is so bad, I am not going to comment on it at all. The flick is ridiculous, even though I don’t think it was cheap
Conclusion: If you have absolutely nothing to do, you rather stare at a wall then watch this. It’s an amazingly crappy, bad movie
No “watch it if you liked” recommendation this time I am afraid. The movie is just too bad to compare it to any other.