Choke - how to get laid movie
Short flick critic: Victor compensates a difficult relationship with his terminally sick mum by scoring any woman he can - a funny comedy 
What is the Choke movie about?
The plot: Victor has a hard time establishing a serious relationship with someone but he’s good in finding fuck buddies all the time. However, things change for him as he meets Paige, his Alzheimer-sick mom’s, attractive doctor. Or so he thinks…
Flickcritique says: This movie is all about getting laid. Everyone, everywhere. Except for the numerous top-less scenes it would be a bit boring, if it wasn’t Sam Rockwel aka Victor doing a good job There is not much to say about this flick, except it’s amusing, so if you have two hours of idle time, give it a shot
Watch it if you liked: I dunno, really… maybe YOU can think of any similar movies?
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Blindness - a movie worth watching
Short movie review: A virus blinding people instantly strikes Earth, pushing humanity to the edge of it’s existence - an interesting but violent disaster movie!
The plot in a few words: Starting off with an Asian man the disease affects more and more people. There is no explanation or treatment, everyone who gets it goes blind in short period of time. Eventually, government takes drastic measures detaining the sick ones without any help and barely any support. As the situation gets worse, the authorities lose more and more control over the plaque anarchy and violence start to reign inside the detention camp as much as out side of it. However, what no one knows it that Julianne Mores vision is perfectly fine and that she just followed her blinded husband. Among all the people struk by this blindness, she turns to be the one who has the biggest burden to carry..
Flickcritique says: It’s an interesting idea for a disaster movie, however the plot seems a bit long-winded. It’s probably because the movie has some depth and there is more about the story then just the blindness. It’s also a drama about an estranged couple fighting for their relationship. Except for the violence I liked the movie, probably even more because of it’s ending. A bit aging but still very attractive Julianne Moore does a fine acting job once again. I was also delighted to see Alice Braga (remember her being Ana in I am Legend?) staging the promiscuous woman with dark glasses. It’s not a high budget, global disaster flick with horrifying effects. It’s rather the simplicity of the pictures that transforms the gravity of the situation. It’s a movie worth watching.
Watch it if you liked: Think of the movie as a mix of 28 Days Later… (2002) and The Happening (2008), except there are no flesh eating zombies and no killing plants, either. In Blindness the true evil are the people.
A very good friend of mine told me my reviews were short but not short enough, let’s say for information purists 
He asked my why I would not draw the plot in 3 simple images. So this is the first attempt 
Don’t like reading? Well, just take a look on the short cartoon review and you will know what the Blindness flick is about
What is the Blindness movie about?
And if you still need more visual information, enjoy the trailer!