‘10,000 BC’ – another crappy movie
In a nutshell: Loser mammoth hunter finds his guts after his girlfriend was kidnapped.
The story: Mammoth hunter D’Leh suffers under the reputation of a man whose father was a failure. He gets his chance to show guts when his village gets raided by evil, Arabic looking (no stereotypes here) invaders, who enslave the survivors. Trailing the bad guys and the slave gang he goes on a dangerous journey that ultimately leads him to at what seems to be the capitol of a higher civilization, very much Aztec/Pharaoh-style. Once D’Leh made friends all he has to do at the climax of the flick it to challenge the god-emperor, a white man, big surprise, huh? 
Flickcritique says: What a piece of s***** movie! Did you know that women 10,000 B.C. looked better then nowadays average overpaid, cocaine-sniffing 19 years old models? Perfectly shaved legs, styled up with make up, smiling in the day with their perfectly white teeth. Seriously, they were HOT. Mammoth hunter however seem to be huge Bob Marley fans, with their dreadlocks. And saber-toothed, two tons tigers are cuddly, if you just talk to them nicely. I could go on an on. But it ain’t worth it 
Lack of realism or a story, paired with poor acting skills makes this movie obsolete.
Conclusion: A crappy movie spiced up with average CGI effects. Not recommended
Watch it only if you really, really enjoyed: Alexander (2004), The Passion of the Christ (2004), Apocalypto (2006)