The Mutant Chronicles - C-class movie
Movie critic in a nutshell: C-class apocalyptic mutant movie, with for some reason a good cast - still crap 
The Plot: The world as we know it is no more. A global conflict between mining corporations reigns over what’s left of the planet. Until an ancient seal is broken, unveiling an army of scary mutants with blades growing out their forearms, forcing all humans to stick together in order to survive.
Flickcritique says: What a piece of crap! I can’t believe some good actors agreed to join this c-class movie project. I like Ron Perlman, recently seen in Hellboy 2. And I have respect for John Malkovich, who made my day when I watched Burn After Reading. But this? It’s a low tech, kinda First World War/Industrial Revolution-style movie with cheap effects and no real story
Side note: I almost pissed my pants seeing German wannabe actor Benno Fürmann playing a retro WWI commander role. I guess it was an attempt to become a real actor 
The guy really should have stayed in his German hicksville 
Watch it f you liked: No, don’t! Even if you like mutant movies this is a s bad as Doomsday. Just don’t watch this, you would be wasting your time
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Step Brothers - crap movie
Two 40 yrs old virgins with Oedipus complex ruin their parents life’s – poor comedy
The Plot: Both, Brennan and Dale are work shy and immature. Dale lives with his dad Robert, who’s a doctor, while mother’s boy Brennan stays with his single mom Mary. Very much to their disliking, the liaison between their parents makes the two spoiled guys step brothers, which is why they selfishly make an effort to alginate mummy and daddy.
Flickcritique says: Lemme put this straight - Will Ferrell (Brennan) and John Reilly (Dale) are not exactly my favorite actors. But even for their standards this is a really bad movie, lacking any plot, screen play that would makes sense or any funny scenes to justify this being a comedy All I can say about this flick is that if you stick a sharp stick in you eye, that would be time well spent in comparison to watch Step Brothers
Warning! Do not watch unless you are willing to waste precious time!