Monday, 6. February 2012

Short, independant flick reviews! Read about it, before you watch it!

Quantum Of Solace - borderline chick flick

Honest review: Her Majesty’s heartbroken top agent is looking for revenge - another soft B(l)ond movie with Daniel Craig :-(

The plot: James Bond trails an organization so secret and powerful, no one ever heard about it. Who are simultaneously the people he blames his girlfriends death for. Bond-style, proceeding with his investigation he travels around the globe in private jets, causes a mayhem everywhere he gets and kills pretty much everyone in his way.

Flickcritique says: I respect Daniel Craig as an actor. He’s been doing some great work, like in The Jacket movie. The problem is he is not James Bond. Sean Connery was. And Roger Moore, too. Hell, even Pierce Brosnan made a decent 007 with the license to kill. But Daniel Craig is just a James Blond with the license to hug and kiss and cuddle. The guy falls in love, then he suffers insomnia cos his girlfriend died - wtf is this?? It’s supposed to be Bond, the guy who always wins, not a wining wimp :-( Not to mention the complete lack of gadgets in Quantum of Solace. Not even a cool code cracking watch or a shooting pen. Nothing :-( And guess what, soft James does not score girls any more, since he so traumatized after Vespers death…. I am not surprised Bond fans are getting so upset about their hero being abducted, they would launch sites like DanielCraigisNotBond.com/

Personally, I was glad to see the product placement reduced a bit, to Sony Vaio computers and Sony Ericsson mobile phones. Probably the only thing that improved since Pierce Brosnan gave up on the job. There were a few nice pursuit scenes int Quantum of Solace, although I would not recommend the shaky camera and the parcour style to be used again because it sucks. The only great acting performance I’ve seen in the James Blond flick was once again by Judi Dench starring M, Bond’s boss. And yeah - the Bond girls, even though they were not too promiscuous are amazingly hot and younger the ever ;-) But that’s about regarding highlights of this crap movie :-(

Conclusion: If you are a real James Bond fan, stay away from it, this is not a 007 movie :-( If you never watched a Bond movie in your life and you don’t have to pay for the ticket because let’s say you have an annual membership card for a cinema close by and you’re bored to death, then consider watching this crap Bond chick flick.

Watch it if you liked: Casino Royale (2006), the first B(l)ond movie with Daniel Craig, where he falls in love, fails the mission and get his balls tortured,  or any other sissy movie ;-)

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