Thursday, 11. March 2010

Short, independant flick reviews! Read about it, before you watch it!

Step Brothers - crap movie

Two 40 yrs old virgins with Oedipus complex ruin their parents life’s – poor comedy :-(

The Plot: Both, Brennan and Dale are work shy and immature. Dale lives with his dad Robert, who’s a doctor, while mother’s boy Brennan stays with his single mom Mary. Very much to their disliking, the liaison between their parents makes the two spoiled guys step brothers, which is why they selfishly make an effort to alginate mummy and daddy.

Flickcritique says: Lemme put this straight - Will Ferrell (Brennan) and John Reilly (Dale) are not exactly my favorite actors. But even for their standards this is a really bad movie, lacking any plot, screen play that would makes sense or any funny scenes to justify this being a comedy :-( All I can say about this flick is that if you stick a sharp stick in you eye, that would be time well spent in comparison to watch Step Brothers :-(

Warning! Do not watch unless you are willing to waste precious time!

 

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Pineapple Express - crap movie

Review in a nutshell: Weed loving fella gets into trouble after witnessing a murderer – you better smoke some good shit before watching this crap movie :-(

The plot: Court order deliverer Dale lives an easy life, not taking it too seriously. Until, he drops a butt of very rare sort of weed called Pineapple Express while fleeing a crime scene after he witnessed a cop shooting someone in cold blood. Due to the rarity of the skunk Dale is easily tractable, so he runs with his dealer and friend Saul. Unfortunately, smoking Pineapple Express all the way along turns out to be a less great idea then it might have appeared. 

Flickcritique says: This movie is total crap, it bored me to death with poor dialogues, worse slapstick and no real story whatsoever. My guess is the entire film crew was heavily on Pineapple Express while shooting the movie. It’s just a freaking boring flick :-(

Disclaimer: Only watch it if you get some Pineapple Express on you hands or something equivalent beforehand.

 

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